If you want to send your friends a SMS Joke, you can see this joke,
☻I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day.
He wasn't V happy.
☻Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz 80% prefer Whiskers!
☻Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.
☻Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl@able shoes?
He popped his clogs!
☻Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&.
Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.
☻Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Drop it a line.
☻Wht do elephants hv for dinner?
An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
☻Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches?
Wi jammin.
☻Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?
A trifle.
☻Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.
☻Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!
☻Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?
2 moTrs-in-law.
☻Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
☻Wht's T fastest cake in T world?
Sc1.
☻Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense?
I'll tel U l8r.
☻Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners?
So men cn underst& Tm.
☻Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade @ U?
Take T pin out & throw it back.
☻Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r?
It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.
☻I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f@her…
not screaming in terror like his passengers!
☻Spell hungry horse in 4 letters.
M T G G.
☻I used 2 like trac2rs...
...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.
☻My wife dresses 2 kill
T only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.
☻Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet?
I find U V @tractive.
☻Hw do U kp an idiot amused?
W@ch ths message until it goes away!
☻Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl.
D: 'I've bn artificially insemin@ed.'
M: 'I dnt Blieve U!'
D: 'Straight up, no bull!'
☻Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.
☻How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
☻There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!
☻The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think
☻Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....
still searching.......no brains found
☻Why did they call it PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken!
☻Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted!!!
☻When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its £3.95 per minute!
☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny
well...Enough about ME! How about you?
☻I Want triplets you want twins....
Lets get in bed and see who wins
☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
☻Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!
I hope you can smile with this sms joke
☻I had a ploughman's lunch T oTr day.
He wasn't V happy.
☻Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz 80% prefer Whiskers!
☻Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.
☻Did U hear about T Dutch man with T infl@able shoes?
He popped his clogs!
☻Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&.
Ranieri said 'If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.
☻Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Drop it a line.
☻Wht do elephants hv for dinner?
An hour, just like T rest of T animals.
☻Hw does Bob Marley like his s&wiches?
Wi jammin.
☻Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?
A trifle.
☻Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.
☻Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!
☻Wht's T maximum penalty of bigamy?
2 moTrs-in-law.
☻Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell U cnt get rid of.
☻Wht's T fastest cake in T world?
Sc1.
☻Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense?
I'll tel U l8r.
☻Y R dumb blonde jokes all 1-liners?
So men cn underst& Tm.
☻Wot do U do if a blonde throws a grenade @ U?
Take T pin out & throw it back.
☻Hv U hrd about T magic trac2r?
It went down a country road & turned in2 a field.
☻I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f@her…
not screaming in terror like his passengers!
☻Spell hungry horse in 4 letters.
M T G G.
☻I used 2 like trac2rs...
...but now I'm an extrac2r fan.
☻My wife dresses 2 kill
T only problem is th@ she cooks in T same manner.
☻Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet?
I find U V @tractive.
☻Hw do U kp an idiot amused?
W@ch ths message until it goes away!
☻Tre wr 2 cows in a field - Daisy & MaBl.
D: 'I've bn artificially insemin@ed.'
M: 'I dnt Blieve U!'
D: 'Straight up, no bull!'
☻Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you.
☻How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
☻There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!
☻The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think
☻Brain Search: Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....
still searching.......no brains found
☻Why did they call it PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken!
☻Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted!!!
☻When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its £3.95 per minute!
☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny
well...Enough about ME! How about you?
☻I Want triplets you want twins....
Lets get in bed and see who wins
☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
☻Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...
Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!
I hope you can smile with this sms joke
